Uhh, hi I guess?

Who are you? Is this my mom? You know you can just assume you’re under the ‘friend’ tab at this point mom. We’ve spent a decent amount of time together over my lifespan.

Enemies? Well then joke’s on you. I’ll be using WordPress’ SUPERB analytics to track down your very move and I’ll be on you in no time.

Miscellaneous? Cool! Though I don’t know how you might find this. Leave a comment, or find me on social media – I’m curious to know more.